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Grellism

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1. Red must be worn in some fashion at least five times a week
2. Accept, even if not support, all Grell pairings.
3. Glasses are optional, though preferred
4. Respect the chainsaw.
5. At least know some of William Shakespeare's work, even if it's only a couple lines
6. Alliance with "Yaoism" is a must
7. Practice your "Cheshire Cat" smile
8. Don't forget to add "DEATH~" at the end of your sentences randomly
9. When referring to Grell: male is acceptable, female is preferable, and "it" or "that" is insulting. Adding "-sama" earns you death-points*
10. Whether it's Grell Sutcliff, Grelle Sutcliffe, or Gureru Satokurifu, it's always a BUTLER FOR DEATH~


*When enough "death-points" are earned, you may level up in your ranking. Grellism has a few levels, 1 being the lowest, 5 being highest:
1- Clumsy Butler: 0-25 points
2- Red Actress: 26-50 points
3- Jack the Ripper: 51-75 points
4- Bloody Reaper: 76-100 points
5- True Diva-Devotion: 100+ points


What earns "death-points":
1) Referring to Grell as "-sama" = 1 point
2) Using red often (in drawing, writings, or cosplay) = 5 points
3) Cosplaying as Grell = 10 points
4) Discovering a song that can relate to Grell (must include why you think so) = 15 points
5) Recruiting a new member = 20 points
6) Owning Grell products (pillows, wallscrolls/posters, plushies, figures, ect) = depends on how many, but can go from 5-20 more points
7) Miscellaneous = anywhere from 5-30 points
I've been working on this for quite a while now, and decided to post what I had. I am trying to actually write a "bible" for this, red of course, and if you wish to "convert" or "join" Grellism, just tell me. You don't have to do anything really, you can belong to other "religions" besides Grellism. You just have to be "baptized" in either yaoi or blood, optional of course. ;p

(Also I had no idea what to put this under...)
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gpsawyer's avatar
Wearing glasses is the easy part for me. I HAVE to wear them!